The Poo Strikes Again!

So it came to my attention today - or at least it was rubbed in my face so I couldn't miss it - that I've not told you all about Mollie. In fact, she feels you should all know the true Mollie. Truthfully her name is "Molie", she's been lying to everyone all along.

I once discovered Molie's pooey nature when I gave her that name and she asked how I knew. She'd made it too obvious though and gave it away. So the next time you visit your toilet, have a little look because occasionally she enjoys a chat or a bit of fresh air. Just wave back if you are worried or in a rush, she'll clamber back down.

There she is, the poo. Occasionally she throws parties and all down there but on week nights she leaves the toilet as a purple minion (Despicable Me). It takes the whole day to complete a full transformation. She's probably in minion form right now!

Yes, this is what I get up to. I must seem so odd.. But that's probably because it's true! I may as well admit it to myself, I'm a weirdo, but Mollie's a poo so I'm not alone!

Quote Of The Day:
(on Facebook)

Siggy: Mollie hasn't replied in ages now, I wonder what happened to her??
Me: Don't worry, she's living it up in the sewers!

or

Molie: NO ONE CAN SIT ON THE SAME CHAIR AS BETH

Yes her and Mollie assume the way to get back at me is to tell me how huge my bum is. Cheers guys!

Adios,

Beth x