Fictional Life.

All fictional, female, main characters nowadays whine. They constantly complain. Coincidentally, Sigourney always pinpoints the main character on me! the issue is that I've realised most blog posts are written versions of my complaints, although it might be the easiest blog type to choose, I know how irritated I become by it!

There's a part of me that doesn't mind actually, as it seems the main character gets the hot dude. So cheers for that lovely connection Siggy! Keep your eyes peeled for the moment my hot dude arrives, so I don't miss the teensiest possibility of charming him for the mere seconds I spend in his presence before frightening him away.

I can quite literally foresee myself landing a PE teacher! Far in the future of course because it would be illegal now but they're so awesome, muscly and chillaxed!

Quote Of The Day:

Miss: Did you go on the netball trip?
Me: Urm.. yes..
Miss: Was it fun yeah? I was flattered by what you said about me, you know we have a software in school which tracks our students' social network sites? You said "Why did Canada let __ out?"
Me: No, sorry I wouldn't-
Miss: -Well it was a few years ago when I taught you. Don't take it as a bad thing, I was totally flattered.

Alice: So she knows that's stalking right?

Or

Miss: Yoohoo, look at me! (In some weird voice) GIVE ME ATTENTION!

Or

Siggy: I swear you guys use me for my mum
Mollie: It's actually true though

What the hell? Since when was the tracking introduced? "Kids watch out for strangers stalking but don't worry about us.." That's so creepy and stupid!

The part that makes me laugh is that the whole class is in on the joke about our teacher chatting selfishly and seeking attention. 

Also, don't you forget it Sigster!;-)

Adios,

Beth x