Get My Flirt On..

So.. I believe my nature is quite excessive! I don't even realise I'm flirting when I am, okay Siggy? People should have understood me enough by now to realise the difference!

I'll give a quick insight to what I do so you can decide.

1. Squeezing of the arm.

When it's just a playful squeeze, with the arm outstretched it means nothing, however when I cuddle it, it's deliberate! Except for this time of the year where the weather interrupts my squeezing pattern.

2. My posture.

Basically I unintentionally, stick my bum out whilst I sit down and rest my boobs on my folded arms on the table. This is the supposed "Beth Pose" I did not give it this name as up until whenever Siggy told me about it, I never realised I sat that way! In fact, it's become so natural I've been notified of times when it hangs out of the slot in the backs of some chairs! However, this I do not use as a manoeuvre to court as I manage to do this during my all-girls Spanish class..

3. Not saying "Hi" first.

It's an odd one but I think it's my private test to see how much the person cares.

4. Making subtle jokes.

I use a bit of sexual humour within a joke and act as though it's natural. However it's become so normal now that I don't even need to pepper them deliberately!i think this works well though because guys always like a humorous girl which is useful when you're not the drop-dead gorgeous girl that guys fawn over.

There are probably loads more and the ones above are rubbish but who really reads this anyway? If anyone remembers any I've left out or have some of their own, don't forget to comment!

Quote Of The Day:

Kwaku: Can you stop talking about periods and if (Cool Site Manager walks past) I can suck my own dick?

Site manager: Sorry Kwaku, did I just hear you right? If you're able to do that then you've got major skills!

At first I felt so bad for Kwaku because it must've been embarrassing situation. Until he joined in with the joke of course!

Adios,

Beth x