Summer Sanity?

So far this summer: I've watched several terrible movies, been a slave, been given alcohol by the parents, and been to a hectic festival. I can't say it's been boring. Even if some of it's been spent studying- which was not part of the GCSE/summer bargain. 

I think this year has been interesting, it started off quite badly but it's balanced out. Now you watch, because I've said that I'm going to end the year with a bang. One in which I explode, scattering pieces of myself like a treasure hunt. Thus leaving Siggy to sort me out. If that happens, please just place my brain in another body, preferably Zooey Deschanel's. Or design a prettier, smarter, all-round better clone. Thank you.

Also thought I'd share one of my many hobbies: Boob sculpting. As you can see I added colourful nipples for the extra excitement. If you'd like yours done, hit me up. Or call a psychiatrist for me.

Quote Of The Day:

Kwaku: You should probably get that looked at.

Me: But looking at it doesn't change it, I've tried.

Kwaku: Find a shrink or something.

Me: Will they shrink it?

Kwaku: They'll talk to you about their problem and try to fix it.

Me: Well they should change the title to "listen&fixer", stop all the confusion.

Kwaku: Or a psychiatrist.

Oh right, I forgot about that. I'm forever looking like a noob. In my defence it was late at night and I was falling asleep. I send the weirdest things to people when I'm dozing...

Adios,

Beth x

(Please pray for me, my mental health is deteriorating)