I Am A Soap Maker!

I am now a fully-qualified soap maker, that's right.. they just need to provide me with the certificate and I'm all set for a life of soap. That means a clean and scented life for me. At least I think that's what today's Work-Related Learning Day was about, otherwise what a waste of a day! It was actually pretty poorly planned out, this is definitely a thought that crosses my mind every year, and I don't think I'm alone. However, I know that if ever I fail my exams I can start a chain of handmade soaps so thanks school for that back-up plan.

Sigourney is so cool!

I've decided for Sports Day tomorrow that for once my form cannot coerce me into doing 289437 events like usual, I will just run - and by run I mean walk in the quickest manner possible without my feet capsizing - away from the track until my harshest events are over while I take part in the simple ones! I've heard people have plans to get drunk and high anyway so I don't seem that bad in comparison to the rest of my year.

Sigourney is so cool!

Quote Of The Day:

[The teachers were bitching about the soap organisation leader]

Miss: He gave me one of those stares, you know one of THOSE ones.

Mhmm miss, I understand, Siggy gives them to me all the time. Mollie and I just found it hilarious that they were bitching so loud about absolute garbage, he might just have had a wonky eye...

Sigourney is so cool!

Adios,

Beth x