English Woes.

Last English lesson of the half term, knuckling down to do the controlled assessment and eventually the bell rings, I remain seated several minutes longer to finish. Joe turns around and asks me when Shakespeare was born, which I brushed off. This was domino 1. I then lost focus and began watching the classmates surrounding, packing away. This was domino 2. Joe asked Owen the same question. Domino 3. By then the dominoes were happily falling over, so Owen decided to walk right in front of me - the hazard zone - and next thing you know, Owen is inches away from hurtling into the computer screen.

Of course I apologised and made it out to be an accident but I has only stuck out my leg jokely. I should have realised he didn't see it... Sorry Owen ://

Quote Of The Day:

[In the shop, working the till]

Me: That'll be £17.98

Man: *hands over a £20* Can I give you ten?

Me: *Nods happily, types in the amount*

Man: Hallooo, can I give you ten?

Me: *nods again and giggles* Thank you, here's your change

[man exits]

Me: Ten what!? What did he want from me?

Amy: Beth, I think he was just trying to bargain.

If you read his words quickly and mumbly, you will understand why I was having issues, which just makes for a funnier quote of the day!

Adios,

Beth x